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Any teacher that can be replaced by a computer, deserves to be.
By-David Thornburg

Technically, Windows is an "operating system," which means that it supplies your computer with the basic commands that it needs to suddenly, with no warning
whatsoever, stop operating.
By-Dave Barry

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
By-Farmers' Almanac

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
By-Pablo Picasso

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.
By-James Magary

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
By-Bradley's Bromide

I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up.
By-bErma Bombeck

Human happiness and human satisfaction must ultimately come from within oneself. It is wrong to expect some final satisfaction to come from money or from a
computer.
By-bDalai Lama

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
By-Joseph Campbell

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
By-Andy Rooney

A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind.
By-Joseph Weizenbaum

There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.
By-J.H. Goldfuss

One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse.
By-Jack Handy

A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable.
By-Leslie Lamport

We build our computer (systems) the way we build our cities: over time, without a plan, on top of ruins.
By-Ellen Ullman

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
By-E. W. Dijkstra

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
By-Andy Rooney

Science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer; art is everything else.
By— Donald E. Knuth

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.
By-Isaac Asimov

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
By-Doug Larson

The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
By-E. W. Dijkstra

Computers in the future may have only 1,000 vacuum tubes and perhaps only weigh 1 1/2 tons.
By-Popular Mechanics

The modern computer hovers between the obsolescent and the nonexistent.
By-Sydney Brenner

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
By-Emo Philips

A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen, is that you can take it to bed with you.
By— Daniel J. Boorstin

I do not fear computers. I fear lack of them.
By– Isaac Asimov

The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.
By– Bill Gates

Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.
By– Donald Knuth

We have to stop optimizing for programmers and start optimizing for users.
By– Jeff Atwood

Java is the most distressing thing to hit computing since MS-DOS.
By– Alan Kay

BASIC is to computer programming as QWERTY is to typing.
By– Seymour Papert

Computer viruses are an urban legend.
By– Peter Norton

In the future, computers may weigh no more than 1.5 tonnes.
By– Popular mechanics

Do everything by hand, even when using the computer.
By— Hayao Miyazaki

The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word and a comma.
By-Larry Wall

No computer network with pretty graphics can ever replace the salespeople that make our society work.
By-Clifford Stoll

What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
By-Marilyn Pittman

If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
By-Alan J. Perlis

the mind is a neural computer.
By— Steven Pinker

Communicating with the federal government is like talking to a computer that's crashing.
By— Steve Kluger

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
By— Steve Wozniak

Computers do not solve problems, they execute solutions.
By-Laurent Gasser

Artificial Intelligence: the art of making computers that behave like the ones in movies.
By-Bill Bulko

real computers scared me; if you can find Them, then They can find you...
By— Jennifer Egan

Arrogance in computer science is measured in nano-Dijkstras.
By— Alan Kay

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
By— Edsger Wybe DIJKSTRA

Some of the nicest people I've never met live inside my computer.
By— Andrew Southwood

Only by counting could humans demonstrate their independence of computers.
By— Douglas Adams

Writing is easy: just stare at the screen of your computer until a tear drops on your keyboard.
By— Paulo Coelho

Computers think that they are smarter than us. But they're not!
By— Dean Morris

It's like giving a glass of ice water to somebody in hell" -- about iTunes on Windows computers.
By— Steve Jobs

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